1 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,133 Oh, dearie me. 2 00:00:35,233 --> 00:00:38,200 I'm losing again. 3 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,400 Good evening, all. 4 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,433 Oh, hello, Sid. 5 00:00:40,533 --> 00:00:41,433 Hey, how you doing? 6 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:42,333 You how? 7 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:43,167 How you doing? 8 00:00:43,267 --> 00:00:44,500 Oh, thanks very much. 9 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,633 I'll have a pint. 10 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:48,033 I said, how you doing, not what you're having. 11 00:00:48,133 --> 00:00:49,133 Do what? 12 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:50,833 Never mind. Come on. 13 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:51,967 Oh. 14 00:00:52,067 --> 00:00:54,433 Hello, Curly, what can I get you? 15 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:56,233 How about excited? 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,833 You are the five hundredth person to say that tonight. 17 00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:03,500 You win our star award, a beer nut. 18 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,500 Oh, thanks. 19 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,500 And a pint for Sid. 20 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,567 Thelma Ritter. 21 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,700 Thelma Ritter, eh? 22 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,000 I'm Giovanni Capello. 23 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,233 Oh, that's not her name. 24 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:15,200 Thelma Ritter means a pint of bitter. 25 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:16,800 It's Cockney rhyming slang. 26 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,733 Ah, sure, I remember. 27 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:20,233 That's 42 pence. 28 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,400 And a packet of assaulted peasnuts, please. 29 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:26,933 Cheers. 30 00:01:27,033 --> 00:01:28,733 Thanks a lot. 31 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:29,967 Hey. 32 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:31,533 How is the Las Vegas kid doing, huh? 33 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,200 Terrible. 34 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:36,467 You never win nothing on this machine. 35 00:01:36,567 --> 00:01:38,000 I tell you, it's fixed. 36 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:40,833 Oh, no, lady behind bar telling me it 37 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:42,400 is nearly time for somebody to be 38 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,867 winning in the Jack in the Pot. 39 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:46,600 I try again. 40 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:52,733 But this time, I'm not looking. 41 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:56,833 See, I tell you you not win nothing. 42 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:58,867 Yes, but I'm getting three bars. 43 00:01:58,967 --> 00:02:00,233 Look. 44 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,900 If I'm holding them, next time I'll be winning. 45 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,733 You have already spent one pound. 46 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,000 Yes, but if I'm getting another bar, 47 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,400 I'll be collecting five pounds. 48 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,233 Or dearie me. 49 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,567 I'm not having any more 10p's. 50 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:13,933 Would you be changing this, please? 51 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,833 Sorry, Ali, I spent all my change. 52 00:02:15,933 --> 00:02:16,733 Maxi? 53 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,767 I ain't got any 10p's. 54 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:20,767 I'll be losing the Jack in the Pot. 55 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:23,833 Ah, Professori. 56 00:02:23,933 --> 00:02:24,767 Good evening. 57 00:02:24,867 --> 00:02:26,067 Good evening, Mr. Brown. 58 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:28,500 Hey, you want a Thelma Ritter? 59 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,400 Pardon? 60 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,567 Thelma Ritter. 61 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:31,767 Bitter. 62 00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:33,233 You've been talking to Sid, the caretaker, again. 63 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:35,067 - Good on. - Sure. 64 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,167 He's teaching me more of his cockeyed slanging rhyme. 65 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:39,800 - Cockney. - Oh. 66 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,033 Scusi. - Max. 67 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:42,200 Yes, Mr. Brown. 68 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,200 As a point of interest, do you happen 69 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,433 to remember what a Cockney is? 70 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:45,767 Sure. 71 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:48,200 He's someone who was born near the sound of bull's balls. 72 00:02:50,433 --> 00:02:51,733 Bells. 73 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,367 Ho-kay. 74 00:02:53,467 --> 00:02:54,833 You want a drink? - No, thanks. 75 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:56,000 I just called for some cigarettes. 76 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,900 Squeeze me, please, Mr. Brown. 77 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,667 Would you be having change for a pound 78 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:00,667 to be putting in the machine? 79 00:03:00,767 --> 00:03:02,267 You're wasting your money, Ali. 80 00:03:02,367 --> 00:03:04,067 Oh, no, I'm sure to be winning. 81 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:05,633 I'm holding three bars. 82 00:03:05,733 --> 00:03:06,633 Well, it's your money. 83 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:07,567 Let's have a look. 84 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:08,533 Good evening, everybody. 85 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,733 Excuse me. 86 00:03:14,567 --> 00:03:17,067 Hey, what are you doing, you damn fool? 87 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:19,600 I'm having a go on this machine, you twit. 88 00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:29,167 That was my winning. 89 00:03:29,267 --> 00:03:31,267 How can it be your winnings. 90 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:32,467 I am putting the money. 91 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:33,400 Put 10p in. 92 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,700 Here is your 10p. 93 00:03:36,067 --> 00:03:37,233 Get your dirty little hands off my money. 94 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,733 That is my money, you bearded bandit. 95 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:41,967 Why don't the pair of you-- why don't you share the money? 96 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:43,567 That's a good idea. 97 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:44,467 There's five of us. 98 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,133 That's one pound each. 99 00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:50,700 I meant between Ali and Ranjeet, then you've both won. 100 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,000 You're as wise as a holy guru. 101 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,300 Thank you. 102 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,933 Actually, it's time you're all back at school. 103 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:57,233 It's your exams tomorrow. 104 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,867 You should take every opportunity to study. 105 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:00,367 I know. 106 00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:01,800 Okey-dokey. 107 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,600 We go. 108 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,633 Come on, Ali, you, too. 109 00:04:05,733 --> 00:04:07,900 Got it all. 110 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,800 Waiter. 111 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,500 Pardon? 112 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,500 Gin and tonic and a lager, please. 113 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,600 I'm afraid you're making a mistake. 114 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:17,400 Don't be ridiculous, I know what I want. 115 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,200 Gin and tonic for me and a lager for my husband. 116 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,433 He's just parking the car. 117 00:04:20,533 --> 00:04:22,000 Now, look, Madam, you don't understand. 118 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,300 I am a schoolteacher. 119 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,533 Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of. 120 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:29,833 I think it's quite commendable that you 121 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:33,067 should supplement your income by working in a public house. 122 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,133 Look, I'm not what you think I am. 123 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:38,533 I'm not interested in your personal problems. 124 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:41,900 I just want a gin and tonic and a lager. 125 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,933 Yes. 126 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:43,933 Now. 127 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,200 A gin and tonic and a lager. 128 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:47,400 Hello, Mr. Brown. 129 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,133 Hello. 130 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:49,067 You have no idea. 131 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,533 I'll have a gold watch. 132 00:04:50,633 --> 00:04:51,833 Pardon? 133 00:04:51,933 --> 00:04:53,033 A scotch. 134 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:54,533 I wasn't offering you a drink. 135 00:04:54,633 --> 00:04:55,467 Do what? 136 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:56,367 Oh, never mind. 137 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,833 Scotch. 138 00:04:57,933 --> 00:04:59,367 20 cigarettes for me and a gin and tonic 139 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,500 and a lager for that lady over there. 140 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,633 She thinks I'm a waiter. 141 00:05:02,733 --> 00:05:03,733 Thinks you're a what? 142 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:04,767 She thinks I'm a waiter. 143 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:06,233 Oh. 144 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:07,833 How long you been doing it then? 145 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,467 What? 146 00:05:09,567 --> 00:05:10,533 This waitin' here like. 147 00:05:10,633 --> 00:05:11,733 I don't wait. 148 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,567 I'm not a waiter. - Do what? 149 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:14,400 Never mind. 150 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,133 Um, one pound sixty, please. 151 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,100 Yeah, well, actually, these two drinks are for that lady 152 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,600 and gentleman over there. 153 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:20,933 Yes, but they've still got to be paid for, ain't they? 154 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:22,300 Yes, but you-- 155 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,500 all right. 156 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,167 Well, I'll pay for them, and they can pay me later. 157 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:26,933 How much is it just for the gin and tonic and the lager? 158 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:27,833 It's 72. 159 00:05:27,933 --> 00:05:28,933 72. 160 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:29,833 Cheers. 161 00:05:29,933 --> 00:05:30,767 Good health. 162 00:05:30,867 --> 00:05:32,067 Ah, good health. 163 00:05:37,067 --> 00:05:38,533 Here they are. 164 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:39,633 72p, please. 165 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:41,433 Didn't I see you take a drink of my lager? 166 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:43,600 Yeah, but it was-- it was only a sip. 167 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,933 Oh, yes, I suppose you were tasting it to make sure 168 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:47,133 it was fit to drink. 169 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:48,600 No, no, no, it was purely accidental. 170 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:51,100 I have a good mind to report you to the brewery. 171 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,333 Frankly, I couldn't care less what you do. 172 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:56,400 Your attitude is typical of the working class mentality. 173 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,600 It's people like you that are ruining the country. 174 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,767 You're nothing but a peasant. 175 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:01,633 And you, sir, are a Bourgeois snob. 176 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:02,867 72p, please. 177 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:05,533 I refuse to pay for a drink that has 178 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,900 been contaminated by your lips. - I see. 179 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,833 All right. 180 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:09,733 Don't pay. 181 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,333 You have it on me. 182 00:06:11,433 --> 00:06:12,167 There you go. 183 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,100 Silence. 184 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,667 This is disgraceful. 185 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:24,233 10 minutes past 7:00, and Mr. Brown has not arrived. 186 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:26,167 Oh, but you're mistaken. 187 00:06:26,267 --> 00:06:28,167 He's here, isn't he, Anna? 188 00:06:28,267 --> 00:06:29,900 - Yeah. - That's right. 189 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,867 He's always early. 190 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:32,167 Yes, please. 191 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,767 Tonight he was here so early that he was yet 192 00:06:34,867 --> 00:06:36,233 ten minutes before he arrived. 193 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:39,433 He just went out. 194 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:43,100 Oh, and where has he gone out to? 195 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,133 The toilet. 196 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:46,533 I beg your pardon. 197 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,500 Tea break. 198 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,867 Toilet. 199 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:50,533 Would you like to try again? 200 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:53,267 What they mean is first he goes to the tea 201 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:56,367 room, then the toilet. 202 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,767 Hello, Miss Courtney, sorry I'm late. 203 00:06:58,867 --> 00:06:59,767 But you are not. 204 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:01,267 Really? 205 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:02,867 According to your students you were here all the time. 206 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:03,967 Ah, yes. 207 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:05,367 Well-- 208 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,200 - Well, where exactly were you? - But we told you-- 209 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,667 I am asking Mr. Brown. 210 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:10,600 Well? 211 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:11,800 Oh, yes. 212 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,167 Um. 213 00:07:20,167 --> 00:07:22,067 And what is going on? 214 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,967 I don't know, but from the sign language, 215 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:24,933 I think they're trying to say that I was having 216 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:25,833 a cup of tea in the toilet. 217 00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:29,167 Actually, Miss Courtney, I'll tell you the truth. 218 00:07:29,267 --> 00:07:30,767 I am late, and the reason is is I just popped across 219 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:33,167 to the pub for some cigarettes, was mistaken for a waiter, 220 00:07:33,267 --> 00:07:35,400 bought two drinks for two people I'd never even met before, 221 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:36,833 was called a peasant, and finished 222 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,900 up by pouring a glass of lager over a gentleman's head. 223 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,100 You're an even bigger liar than your students. 224 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:45,033 I would have thought that you would have made an effort 225 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:46,667 to be early this evening. 226 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,233 After all, it is your last chance 227 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:50,533 to teach them something before they take their exams tomorrow. 228 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:52,733 Yes, Miss Courtney, you're quite right, as usual. 229 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,733 Not that I think any of them have 230 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:56,733 the remotest chance of passing. 231 00:07:59,100 --> 00:07:59,933 All right. 232 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:00,900 Come on. 233 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:01,900 Sit in your places, please. 234 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:02,800 She thinks we're all stupid. 235 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,800 Yeah. 236 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,800 Well, I think she's got a point. 237 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:05,967 Ah, por favor. 238 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:07,933 Yes, Juan. 239 00:08:08,033 --> 00:08:11,033 What do you think about this exam? 240 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:12,567 You think we pass? 241 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,167 Do I think you'll pass? 242 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:15,733 Juan, for the past 13 weeks, you've all been 243 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:17,133 coming here to study, right? 244 00:08:17,233 --> 00:08:19,300 13 weeks of hard work, diligence, and application. 245 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,267 13 weeks of blood, toil, and sweat. 246 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,500 Slowly, little by little, you have improved. 247 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,500 When you sit down to take your examination tomorrow, 248 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,567 I have no doubts whether you'll pass or not. 249 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,000 You haven't a cat in hell's chance. 250 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,100 Oh, blimey. 251 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,467 You're not giving us any confidence. 252 00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:36,367 Maybe some of you might manage to scrape through, 253 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:38,233 but I should be most surprised if you all pass. 254 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,867 I shall pass to prove superiority 255 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:41,767 of Republic of China. 256 00:08:41,867 --> 00:08:42,733 Yes. 257 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,167 Well, we'll see about that. 258 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:45,667 In the meantime, I want tonight to talk about the exam, 259 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,967 and afterwards, if you have any questions about any point 260 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,867 you're not sure of, then just ask 261 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:51,567 and I'll do my best to answer them. 262 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:53,000 Excuse, please. 263 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,133 Not yet, Taro. 264 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:55,400 I want to talk about the exam first, 265 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,633 and then you can ask a question. 266 00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:57,533 Ah, so. 267 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,867 Now, the first thing is I shall not be taking you. 268 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:05,200 Excuse, please, Master B. Where 269 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,967 will you not be taking us to? 270 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:09,100 I mean that I shan't be here tomorrow 271 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,333 when you take your exam. 272 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:11,600 Oh, jolly good. 273 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,767 We can be reading all the answers from our reports. 274 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:17,400 There will be somebody here. 275 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,933 Oh, dear. 276 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:21,233 I am thinking I'm going to be up the dummy tree. 277 00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:24,533 In any case, you're not supposed to cheat. 278 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,200 It's customary for another teacher from another school 279 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,667 to take an examination of this kind. 280 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:31,133 Excuse me, please. 281 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:32,933 Later, Taro, please. 282 00:09:33,033 --> 00:09:34,133 OK. 283 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:37,200 Now, when you take your examination, 284 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:40,200 the Cambridge certificate isn't too difficult. 285 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,300 The exam is divided into three parts, right? 286 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,600 First, there's an oral examination, 287 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,800 then a written one, and then comes dictation. 288 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,067 Is that his name? 289 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:50,800 Is that whose name? 290 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:53,133 The man who is going to be taking 291 00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:55,333 us to be doing the examination. 292 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:56,133 Dick Tation. 293 00:09:57,633 --> 00:10:00,800 Dictation is when a person reads something out loud 294 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,167 and another person copies it down. 295 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:04,767 Ah, like the short-fingered typist. 296 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,000 Shorthand typist. 297 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,500 Yes, please. 298 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,667 Excuse me, please. 299 00:10:10,767 --> 00:10:14,500 You can ask your question in a moment, Taro. 300 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,567 All right. 301 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,967 When you've completed your examination, 302 00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:18,433 the papers are taken away to be marked, 303 00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:20,300 and you'll be notified of the results by post. 304 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,133 So, please, make sure that you write your names 305 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:23,800 clearly on your papers. 306 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,633 Your Christian name and your surname. 307 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:26,667 I cannot do that. 308 00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:27,933 Why not? 309 00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,300 I'm not a Christian. 310 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,000 If you want to be pedantic about it, 311 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,267 Ranjeet, write your surname and forename. 312 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,867 I'm not having four names also. 313 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,200 The prefix fore in this case is spelled 314 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:42,800 F-O-R-E and means first. 315 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,667 For example, forefinger. 316 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,300 Four finger. 317 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,100 One thumb. 318 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,633 No, we are not four fingers. 319 00:10:54,733 --> 00:10:55,667 Si. 320 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:56,667 Si. 321 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:59,633 And one, a two, a three, a four. 322 00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:01,767 This is my forefinger. 323 00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:04,667 No, that's only one finger. 324 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,400 Wonder if I should cancel tomorrow. 325 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,567 Por favor? 326 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,533 Never mind. 327 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,167 Excuse, please. 328 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:15,533 Yes, you can ask your question now, Taro. 329 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,233 Request permission to visit toilet. 330 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,367 Oh, of course. 331 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:23,167 Thank you. 332 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:28,067 Right. 333 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:29,633 Has anybody else got a question? 334 00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:30,833 Yes. 335 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:32,667 After tomorrow, will we see you again? 336 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:35,267 Well, that depends on so many things, whether I'm engaged 337 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,367 for another term, or whether any of you decide, 338 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:38,500 whatever the results of your exam, 339 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,300 to come back for a further course. 340 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,500 I will give you my advice. 341 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,633 And you can come and see me any time. 342 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:46,500 Quiet. 343 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,600 Quiet. 344 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,300 Mr. Brown, can you spare a moment, please? 345 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,500 Certainly. 346 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,333 I suggest you all study your verbs until I return. 347 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,633 As you know, another teacher will 348 00:11:58,733 --> 00:11:59,700 be taking the exams tomorrow. 349 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,833 Yes. 350 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:02,400 Now, the gentleman who used to be 351 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,067 the principal of this college will be supervising your class. 352 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,533 He's in the office now, and I thought it might 353 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:08,767 be a good idea if you met him. - Oh, I'd like to. 354 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,800 Do try to make a good impression. 355 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:15,567 It does no harm if he is favorably disposed towards you. 356 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,433 This is our English teacher, Mr. Brown. 357 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:20,167 It's you. 358 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,133 Small world, isn't it? 359 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,267 Good evening, Mr. Capello. 360 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,533 All ready for your examination? 361 00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:49,533 Sure. 362 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:52,833 Everything's going to be okey-cokey. 363 00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:54,967 Buona sera, everybody. 364 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,467 Hey, has anybody got a pen? 365 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,500 Here. 366 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,900 But please remember who it belongs to. 367 00:12:59,000 --> 00:12:59,833 Sure. 368 00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:00,800 I remember. 369 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,600 Hey, Ari? 370 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,000 What are you doing? 371 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,567 I tell you. 372 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,833 I've just been studying my verbs so I'm going to write them down 373 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,333 on my hands so don't forget. 374 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:11,100 Typical of Western dishonesty. 375 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,267 No, I think he should. 376 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:13,333 Good idea. 377 00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,367 Hey, you want to write for tenses, too? 378 00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:18,667 No, I'm OK on verbs, but no good on pronouns. 379 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,433 So write the pronouns. 380 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,433 No need. 381 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,100 I already write them on handkerchief. 382 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,933 Smart. 383 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:31,633 It is wrong to cheat, don't you agree, Ali? 384 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:32,933 Not at all. 385 00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:34,467 I am also cheating. 386 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:37,000 You also have got something written on your handkerchief? 387 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,967 No, it is in my head. 388 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,367 This is terrible. 389 00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:44,567 If you're found out, you'll be disqualified. 390 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:49,800 Old Japanese philosopher, he said, man who deals from bottom 391 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,233 usually end up on top. 392 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:54,633 You as well? 393 00:13:54,733 --> 00:14:01,300 Taro not good on adverbs, so have some written on chair. 394 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,033 See? 395 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:07,567 Ah, good evening, everyone. 396 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,433 Nice to see you all bright and early. 397 00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:10,967 I expect you're feeling a bit nervous, yes? 398 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,533 I am not nervous. 399 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:13,533 Oh, good. 400 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:15,100 I am petrified. 401 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,800 Petrified. 402 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,700 Yeah. 403 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,200 Well, do your best. 404 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,500 And I'm not supposed to be here, so I shall be in the pub. 405 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,167 All right. 406 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,967 But if you'll call in when you've finished your exam, 407 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,300 I'll buy you all an end of term drink. 408 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,800 Well, good luck, Taro. - Thank you. 409 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,200 You must be nervous. 410 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,567 It's the first time you haven't stood up and bowed. 411 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,867 Good luck, Juan. 412 00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:40,700 Machisimo, gracias. 413 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,667 Good luck, Giovanni. 414 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,133 Thanks, Professori. 415 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,600 You're not too nervous to shake hands, are you? 416 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,933 See, I'm very nervous. 417 00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,333 Oh, nonsense. 418 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,167 Come on. 419 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,733 There, that didn't hurt, did it? 420 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,733 Not a lot. 421 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,533 Ranjeet. 422 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,367 That's funny. 423 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:57,567 Where did that ink come from? 424 00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:00,633 It might be your pen has got a leak. 425 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,467 Let me see your hand, Giovanni. 426 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,800 There's nothing there, Professori. 427 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,000 The other one. 428 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,733 There's nothing there, either. 429 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:10,300 But there's something there, though, isn't there? 430 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:14,067 Oh, no, my pen's got a leak as well. 431 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,400 I suppose while it was leaking, 432 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,433 it just happened to write a few verbs down. 433 00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:22,267 Sorry, Professori, my verbs is a bit bad. 434 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:23,333 Yeah. 435 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:24,600 Well, I suggest you clean all that off. 436 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,800 I don't seem to have a handkerchief myself. 437 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,767 Max has got a handkerchief. 438 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,933 And what's that sticking out of your top pocket? 439 00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,467 Oh, that. 440 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,800 That's not a proper handkerchief. 441 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,367 Maybe Ali's got proper handkerchief. 442 00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,400 Let me see that handkerchief, Max. 443 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:47,767 I see. 444 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,633 Pronouns are your weak point. 445 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:50,700 That's right. 446 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,667 I'll keep this. 447 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,533 What other little tricks have you all been up to? 448 00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:55,533 Ali, you're very quiet. 449 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,000 You keeping something under your hat? 450 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,600 Oh, blimey. 451 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,600 How are you guessing that? 452 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,933 I didn't. 453 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:11,333 And while I think of it, Taro, would you like to stand up, 454 00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:12,267 please? 455 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,800 Very ingenious. 456 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,200 All right. 457 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:24,100 Juan, where's your-- where's your little crib hidden? 458 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,067 Por favor? 459 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:26,867 Never mind por favor. 460 00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:28,967 I know it's somewhere, it's written all over your face. 461 00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:31,133 Nah. 462 00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:32,967 No write on my face. 463 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,367 Look, this is no laughing matter. 464 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,900 Come on, Juan, where is it? 465 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,833 Under table. 466 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:47,000 Ranjeet? 467 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,633 Thousand apologies. 468 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,400 Danielle? 469 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,500 Anna? 470 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,467 Jamila? 471 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:58,367 Su-Lee? 472 00:16:58,467 --> 00:16:59,300 We not cheat. 473 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,000 Prefer to pass exam on own merits. 474 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,833 I'm glad to hear it. 475 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,933 Some last minute coaching, Brown? 476 00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:09,067 No, no, no. 477 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,333 I just came to wish them good luck. 478 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:12,133 And they're going to need more than luck. 479 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,233 Goodbye, Mr. Brown. 480 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,667 Listen, I'm sorry about yesterday. 481 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,400 Goodbye, Mr. Brown. 482 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,733 Goodbye. 483 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,467 Good luck. 484 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:24,533 Now, I want absolute silence during this examination, 485 00:17:24,633 --> 00:17:25,433 understand? 486 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:26,367 Same again. 487 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,100 Don't you think you've had enough? 488 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,200 How could I have had enough? 489 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,367 I'm still standing. 490 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,200 Yeah, you've been to the loo twice. 491 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,000 Well, that doesn't mean anything. 492 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,700 Oh, yes, it does. 493 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,133 Last time you went in the ladies. 494 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:39,467 Ah, you're making that up! 495 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,733 Ha- ha. 496 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:42,800 Oh hello, Sid. 497 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,733 Same again. 498 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,267 Thank you. 499 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,967 Half a bitter please, Mavis, and whatever Sid's drinking. 500 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,233 Sid tells me you're not married. 501 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,067 That's right. I'm not. 502 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,667 I'm not married as well. 503 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,100 Oh, congratulations. 504 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,333 I haven't even got a boyfriend. 505 00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:58,567 Really? 506 00:17:58,667 --> 00:17:59,600 How about you? 507 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,733 No, I haven't got a boyfriend, either. 508 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,000 Not a regular one, anyway. 509 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,100 Look, have a drink with me, all right? 510 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,600 There's a quid. Here you are, Sid. 511 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,533 Here's your pig's ear. 512 00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:11,033 Pig's ear, yeah. 513 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,433 You're learning, ain't ya? 514 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:13,333 Good health. 515 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:14,700 How's your Lil? 516 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,900 She's still living. 517 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,233 You don't mean that. 518 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,467 Yeah. 519 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,567 Do you know when I was coaching, I used to worship 520 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,333 the ground she walked on. 521 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,167 Now, I worship the ground that's coming to her. 522 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,900 Not a very nice thing to say 523 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,267 It's more sincere. 524 00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:34,433 You take my tip and you stay single. 525 00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:36,033 I've got no choice at the moment. 526 00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,167 I can't afford to get married. 527 00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:38,767 Still, I've got Josephine. 528 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,900 Who's Josephine? 529 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,500 Is that your bit of crumpet? 530 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,933 No, my Siamese cat. 531 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,533 Well, my students will be out I think by now. 532 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:48,333 Yeah. 533 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:49,700 There is a lot of it about. 534 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,833 I was talking about the exam. 535 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,100 Oh. 536 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,700 I'm going to miss them next term. 537 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,700 Yeah. 538 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,200 Well, cheer up, son. 539 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,700 What you want is another drink. 540 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,700 What a good idea. 541 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,700 Yeah. 542 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,300 And this time, I'll have a pint. 543 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,700 Yeah, but-- 544 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,700 Ah-hem. 545 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,933 Penny for 'em. 546 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,667 I was just wondering how my students were 547 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:23,833 getting on with their exam. 548 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:24,967 Oh, I expect they'll be all right. 549 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,367 I hope so. 550 00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:28,633 I don't know what to do with myself now that term's 551 00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:30,133 over in the evenings. 552 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,233 Yeah, must get a bit lonely for you living on your own. 553 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:33,767 Oh, I don't live on my own, exactly. 554 00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:34,833 I've got Josephine. 555 00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:35,767 Oh. 556 00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,067 Yeah, she's marvelous. 557 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,500 I wouldn't know what to do without her. 558 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,733 She's very affectionate. 559 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,967 Every morning she wakes me up by nibbling in my ear. 560 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,267 Oh, that must be nice for you. 561 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,267 I didn't allow her in the bedroom at first. 562 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,233 No? 563 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,133 No. 564 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,667 Wasn't as clean as she might be. 565 00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:55,833 Used to sleep in the bathroom. 566 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,167 Well, that sounds a bit uncomfortable. 567 00:19:58,267 --> 00:19:59,800 Oh, no, she was quite happy on the floor. 568 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,367 She must think a lot of you to put up with that. 569 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,567 Oh, she does. 570 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,133 Every evening when I come home, she runs up to me 571 00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,900 and rubs her body against my leg. 572 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,633 Oh, you don't say. 573 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:13,833 She's Siamese. 574 00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:16,300 Oh, well, that explains it. 575 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,467 Trouble is, like most Siamese, she's-- 576 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,133 she's inclined to be a bit over sexed. 577 00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:22,000 Yeah, she sounds it. 578 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,233 I'm thinking of having her doctored. 579 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:28,367 Well, aren't you such a nice fellow. 580 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,200 Pardon me? 581 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,467 Oh, never mind. Where's Sid? 582 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:31,867 Oh, he's gone back to the school, that is, 583 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:35,667 if he can find his way back. 584 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,000 Sid? 585 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,967 Oh, yes, Miss Chutney. 586 00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:41,700 You reek of drink. 587 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,900 Beg your pardon? 588 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,833 Drink. 589 00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:46,267 If you insist. 590 00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,000 I'd like a drop or two of sherry. 591 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,533 You've had more than enough already. 592 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,467 Oh, thank you. 593 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:56,400 Well, have you finished? 594 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,067 Yes, please. How'd you do? 595 00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,100 Oh, I'm very well. 596 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,633 How do you do? 597 00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:04,133 I mean, how did you get on with your exams? 598 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:08,533 Oh, but we hope we haven't let Monsieur Brown down. 599 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:09,700 Ah, Miss Courtney. 600 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,867 Would you care for a sherry before you go? 601 00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:14,533 Oh, I'd be delighted. 602 00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:17,300 Oh, do have a sit down. 603 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:22,167 It takes me back, here in the old office. 604 00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:25,067 I expect you miss the hurly-burly of school life. 605 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:28,100 Yes, I sleep nights now. 606 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,767 There you are. 607 00:21:29,867 --> 00:21:31,267 Thank you. 608 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:34,633 You know, Miss Courtney, I didn't know that you indulge. 609 00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:35,933 Well, I don't, really. 610 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,267 Just the occasional sherry. 611 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:38,067 Oh. 612 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,167 Ready for another? 613 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,400 Oh. 614 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,100 Well, have you all got a drink? 615 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,600 Yes. 616 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,667 Well, I'd just like to say I wish you all every success. 617 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,833 It's been great teaching you and, well, I shall miss you. 618 00:21:52,933 --> 00:21:56,600 You have been giving us much wisdom. 619 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,733 I am so sad. 620 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,033 Oh. 621 00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:04,433 You are a wonderful teacher. 622 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:07,200 We never forget our English teachers. 623 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:13,667 You are nicest Imperialist I've met. 624 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,933 Professori, it's been a real pleasure. 625 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,267 Si, si. 626 00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:22,467 It won't be the same next time. 627 00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:23,200 Yes. 628 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,467 We owe you big debt. 629 00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:27,267 Well, cheers. 630 00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:28,333 Cheers. 631 00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:29,233 Good health. 632 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,567 Well, I really must be going. 633 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:34,733 I'm meeting my wife. 634 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,900 Oh, just one minute before you go, Mr. Short. 635 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,267 How do you think the foreign students 636 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:39,700 got on with their exams? 637 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,000 Terrible. 638 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,500 How do you think you got on with your exam? 639 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,367 Fantastic. 640 00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:47,500 Answer to the question, what is a sentence, the chappie 641 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,833 in the turban answered, a sentence is what you get 642 00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:51,867 when you are sent to prison. 643 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:57,033 The questions are being very easy to answer. 644 00:22:57,133 --> 00:22:59,733 To the question, what is the past participle 645 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:04,067 of I write, the Spanish fellow answered, I have rotten. 646 00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:09,533 I answer everything OK. 647 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:13,600 And the Chinese lady was writing backwards. 648 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:17,333 Of course, I don't know how they answered their questions, 649 00:23:17,433 --> 00:23:19,733 but if what I saw was anything to go by, 650 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:23,600 then I should be very surprised if any of them passed. 651 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:24,967 Goodbye, Miss Courtney. 652 00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,900 Well, I'm very proud of you all. 653 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,933 I know you wouldn't let me down. 654 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,100 Right. 655 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,433 Should we have another drink? 656 00:23:32,533 --> 00:23:33,233 Whose round is it? 657 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,833 Waiter. 658 00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:40,767 Oh. 659 00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:43,800 What are you doing with my wife? 660 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:44,767 Nothing. 661 00:23:44,867 --> 00:23:46,733 I was just-- 662 00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:49,667 You stupid fool. 663 00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:50,633 I'm very sorry. 664 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:52,000 Let me buy you both a drink. 665 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,133 Oh, no, no, no. Please. 666 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:54,500 Please. Please. 667 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,833 Have this one on me.